"What's this?" I do believe my friend was taken aback by Clark’s
assertion. "Indeed, a great observation, lad. Truly? But surely they
were different men who wore similar clothes?"
"They were wearing similar clothes, all right,
with similar stains and similar rips and similar buttons missing, as
well! It was them, and you couldn’t forget them. I said if any one
of those rapscallions shows up again, they’re all three ringers, I
did. 'Cause of the way they looked up at your window palavering and
motioning and such. But how could I know they’d show up a year
later, Mister Holmes?”
Our captive screamed and writhed in anguish, pulling at his bonds.
His burning nerves were summoning him to wakefulness.
"Off, now, for the nearest two constables! But take your time, lad,
if you please," Holmes winked. "Twenty minutes?"
"Yes sir, Cap’n!" Clark grinned and softly closed the door behind
him.
Holmes paused after locking it. He turned to me, his faced etched
with deep doubt. "We are dealing with a very strange affair, it
seems, Watson."
His face was dark with abstraction as he crossed the room and sat on
the edge of his chair, staring at the figure groaning before the
fire.
"This man has made it his business to finish me, and yet I have
never met him. He is alone, though his disguises echo a company of
men who were seeking me one year ago." Holmes produced Mister
Pitney’s pistol and trained the barrel on him. "For once, we are our
own clients, Watson."
Mister Pitney sat upright before the fire. "Let me loose, you cur,
let me loose!" he shouted, blinking as he tested his sight.
"Do not move or you will taste a bit of your own lead," Holmes said,
narrowing his eyes, "and I assure you that I shall not miss my mark
as you did a moment ago. Yours, sir, was a wild mission. You have
the motive of a madman and yet the method of a genius. Indeed, you
seem to be many men and wear the clothes of several, unless you are
a quick-change artist with a very bad tailor. I wonder at you, sir!
Is there a word of defense or explanation you would offer now? I
assure you that I am not the police and it is curiosity, not
prosecution, which prompts me to ask."
"You!" The man spat and squinted at Sherlock Holmes as he writhed
against the manacles on his wrists and ankles.
"That will do!" I said. "He is mad, Holmes."
"You don't know me, Mister Holmes," the man snarled. "But I know
you. You are a fraud, who stands in judgment of things much larger
than you, by God!"
"In your judgment, Mister Pitney?" I interjected. "It’s a fine
pulpit you preach from!"
"He is not Pitney, Watson," Holmes whispered, holding out a hand.
"I’m not Pitney," said the man, his lower lip loose in disgust,
without turning his wide green eyes from Holmes. "Pitney's deaf and
daft!"
Holmes leaned forward, meeting the man's stare. "Whom do we have the
honor of addressing, then?"
"King George IV."
I laughed at the lunatic's response, but a quick look from Holmes
silenced me.
Our captive howled a joyless cackle then, and I could see he was not
as mad as I had supposed. I was relieved to let Holmes conduct the
extraordinary interview that followed.
* * *
"Surely, I have not wronged you, nor have I met you," Holmes said.
"Therefore, you must know me from accounts you have read, in the
broadsheets, I imagine. Perhaps you harbour a childish grudge
against my successes, my man, having made embarrassing mistakes in
your own life that make you doubly despise the spectacle of a
confident intellect. This is a capital mistake, worse than any and
possibly leading to all the others you may have made. For no
intellect is infallible. Indeed, lad, mistakes are the chief stock
in trade of the successful mind, and from this one, mine has already
profited, as should yours! It is through humble and eager use of
error and proper identification of it that we reach successful
conclusions. A man must use mistakes as his tools, his friends even,
for improving his accuracy and for getting on with the happy
business of living. Come, lad! You are young! Tell me what is the
matter. You are brilliant. Why do you feel such gloom?"
I thought Holmes’s pedagogic appeal would land on less than eager
ears and was astonished when the man cried out and buried his
injured face in his bound hands, sobbing profusely, his angular
frame heaving beneath the thick layers of his clothing.
"Sutton did it, Mister Holmes!" he cried. "I didn’t want to. I
didn’t the first time—but you let them... come back."
"A bad business," Holmes said softly. "To whom does your mother
belong?"
"She is my mother, Mister Holmes. My mother was Phoebe... but you
must listen to me! I know that you are brilliant and good. That is
why..." The man’s innocent countenance became sinister and brutal in
the blink of an eye. "That is why I... admire you so. You are so
good and right and clever. I would never wish to... harm you." He
stared icily into Holmes’s eyes, a canine curve at the corners of
his mouth.
"Sutton, you’re sweating profusely," said Holmes. "Why don’t we let
you take off some of your layers?"
I was utterly bewildered by this nonsensical colloquy.
"Get away," the man snarled, like a tiger.
"To whom does your mother belong!" demanded Holmes, again.
I could not fathom what Holmes was getting at with such a question.
"I know who his mother belongs to, you stupid blackheart," replied
the man.
"Then why don’t you tell us who you are?"
"You don’t think I will? Oh, what did you do to my head?"
The pathetic man lifted his bound hands to his right temple, which
Holmes had so effectively struck with his black jack, and he curled
into a ball on the carpet.
"I’m sorry, Erasmus," said Holmes.
The man straightened up and glared at Holmes. "I’m not Erasmus!"
"My pardon, Jim."
To my astonishment, the man contorted into a radically different
physiognomy, and seemed like an entirely different person as he
replied to Holmes: "It's Mister Tierney to you, sir! And to Hell
with you, where we are!"
"Jim Tierney, you helped do this business tonight, didn’t you?"
Holmes said.
"As did I!" The wretch laughed, an entirely different person as he
pulled at the corner of one of his several shirts, which he had done
throughout the interrogation.
I decided he must be some sort of eccentric mendicant who had picked
up cast-off garments and layered them in the random order he had
found them against the unusually bitter weather. His uncanny
transformation of character I could not explain, beyond the effects
of some grievous mental affliction.
"I haven’t been round today at all, and don’t tell stupid lies, damn
idiot!" he shouted, to no one present, with a voice much older and
deeper and full of malice. He suddenly appeared decades older, and
the artist that worked this transformation was hatred and cruelty.
The man's face was carved with deep gnashes, snarls and sneers of
that piety which the very righteous and the very wicked share, and
his eyes glinted a craven and cold-blooded mirth. The very bones of
the man’s torso seemed to have bowed with decades of gravity and his
shoulders seemed to become broader before our eyes.
Holmes stared intently at the horrible visage, leaning forward in
his chair. "Let me speak to your father," he said.
But the man fell sobbing on the floor like a supple child. "No! Not
to Father—I’ll go back, then!"
He sobbed violently, and I was surprised to feel a surge of pity for
the wretched soul despite his attempt on our lives. But then he
transformed into the old man again, sitting upright: "Stop talking
to the devil, and don’t tell stupid lies, damn idiot!" he snarled.
The father-son transformation was uncanny. That one man could become
another and then switch back again in the space of a breath struck me as nothing less than
supernatural. "Pitney" sat rigid and twisted before us, glaring the
rage of bitter old age.
Holmes attempted to interrogate the man further, but he froze as
though seized by a palsy and crumpled onto the floor before the
fire, and would not utter another word.
Presently, two constables arrived and officially arrested our
anonymous assailant, exchanging Holmes’s exotic handcuffs for the
police variety, at which I fancy I glimpsed a quick smile flicker
over the assassin’s transmogrifying face.
Holmes watched him keenly as the police escorted him out, and in
hindsight, if not at the time, it was certainly odd of Holmes not to
state anything more about him than that he was disturbed and that we
wished to press charges against him for attempted murder.
The constables quite readily satisfied Holmes’s request as an ashen,
young detective filling in for Inspector Lestrade made hasty notes,
poked at the broken window pane, and left shortly thereafter without
saying a single distinguishable word.
When they had been gone an hour, I noticed Holmes was agitated. His
eyes darted in enigmatic directions as his mind raced down inward
vistas.
"Watson, you saw the way he pinched the corner of one of his six or
seven shirts as he spoke? And the worn patch on the shirt corners?"
"Yes."
He seemed to be studying the ceiling as his thoughts again became
too rapid for discourse, his aquiline face and deep-shot gray eyes
reflecting the distant battle of reason and imagination that stormed
in the far reaches of his mind.
"Holmes—"
"Make a long arm, Watson. ‘S’ for Sutton!"
I obliged, taking the cloth-bound ‘S’ index from the shelf behind me
and found "Sutton" among the entries in Holmes’s angular hand:
"SUTTON, JIM. Retired (?) cutthroat. Trapper, tanner, furrier of
mink and white fox in east Europe. Mysterious exploits in India
involving exportation of monkeys. Settled in country outside of
Alton, North Downs of Hampshire. Does no banking.
"As reported by Irregulars—Sutton made contact with Edelston, who is
surely the murderer of wife Phoebe and many others of the London
lowlife and head of a dangerous Cheapside gang.
"As reported by Hampshire Star, sale of Blackdown House at Exmoor
Hill in North Downs near Alton to James Sutton. 4/7/94."
I read aloud. "And another entry: 'Confirmed to be the same Jim
Sutton residing at Blackdown House at Exmoor by Mercer.' And the
date, four months ago, Holmes."
The lines on his brow smoothed away, his eyes slitted, and his
fingers clenched. Holmes gazed out the broken window at the London
silhouette. Over his clouded features a pale light seemed to break,
and such a perfect image of exaltation I have hardly seen outside a
painting of a saint’s beatification. "Come, Watson," he said. "We
have not a moment to lose! Can you wear something warm? We should
have been off to Blackdown House an hour ago!"
"To Blackdown House? Now, Holmes? I am at a loss for it! If you wish it, I
will, but I cannot see —"
"Dear Watson, I assure you I will be more ready to explain what we
are doing when we have chartered a brougham and are on our way to
Epsom!"
I acquiesced to Holmes’s overturning urgency and a quarter of an
hour had seen to the arrangements. Suddenly I found myself hurtling
into what would become one of the most inexplicable and disturbing
nights in my long and storied association with the famous detective.
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The Haunting of Sherlock
Holmes Copyright ©2010 Warren Fahy. All Rights Reserved.
Illustrations by the great Sidney Paget for the original Strand
Conan Doyle publications.